Preacher Blower-Rock Mower
Never dust a fan with a dry paint brush when the fan is ON.
The wind is about 100 mph today. I have been planting seeds. Who can afford plants this year?
I took some cucumbers back that had been wraped in a package. They were costly. I had to decide if I should throw them away or take them back and spend about the same amount of money on the gas it would take to get them there. There was a new tent with plants in the parking lot so I decided to check them out. OMG! $2.50 for a six pack of starter plants. So I came home and got out my seeds and plan on buying some more. I will just have to have bare planters.
One of the reasons I left home is preacher blower boy on my left gets out his blower every stinkin day and blows his yard. For crips sake has he never heard of a rake?!! I had to leave to get some ear relief. I told Laurie I was trying to figure out how to electrocute him without getting caught. He drives me friggon nuts.
Now that it is pretty evening and weekends the guy on my right who is a certified hillbilly, not a redneck. Rednecks have more couth than this guy. He gets outside and plays loud music and when he sees you are outside he starts talking loud enough to his wife for you to hear too. Like I care if he is going to burn a pile of wood.
We call him the rock mower. We sit on the porch and giggle in the evening while he cusses every time he runs over a rock and shuts his mower down. This happens about every three or four minutes.
When he moved in a neighbor was talking to him and told him we had covenants and he couldn't do certain things to which he replied it was his place and he would do whatever he wanted, and was thinking about building a levee around his back yard and to hell with the covenants. He doesn't even flood over there.
The grown up part is the easement. We have mowed as far as we can on our side. I am kind of glad for the overgrowth to tell you the truth. He has things like a washer and junk piled on his porch, 2. are the lights, three is some kind of greenhouse, 4. is the drink shack and 5. is a bunch of junk piled up.
He turned 50 a few years ago and they invited us but I think only because they were going to be very loud. They get very drunk. He built a drink shack in his backyard and it is still there. They have Christmas and rv lights strung from the trees to the shack and back to the house that they leave up year round.
We went on vacation during the 50 party and a neighbor said they drove by and our mailbox was on the ground. When we came home we had brand new crossbars holding up our mailbox. I guess one of his guests backed over it. At least he put up a new one but the funny thing was no one ever said anything to us.
Is this a great country or what?
The wind is about 100 mph today. I have been planting seeds. Who can afford plants this year?
I took some cucumbers back that had been wraped in a package. They were costly. I had to decide if I should throw them away or take them back and spend about the same amount of money on the gas it would take to get them there. There was a new tent with plants in the parking lot so I decided to check them out. OMG! $2.50 for a six pack of starter plants. So I came home and got out my seeds and plan on buying some more. I will just have to have bare planters.
One of the reasons I left home is preacher blower boy on my left gets out his blower every stinkin day and blows his yard. For crips sake has he never heard of a rake?!! I had to leave to get some ear relief. I told Laurie I was trying to figure out how to electrocute him without getting caught. He drives me friggon nuts.
Now that it is pretty evening and weekends the guy on my right who is a certified hillbilly, not a redneck. Rednecks have more couth than this guy. He gets outside and plays loud music and when he sees you are outside he starts talking loud enough to his wife for you to hear too. Like I care if he is going to burn a pile of wood.
We call him the rock mower. We sit on the porch and giggle in the evening while he cusses every time he runs over a rock and shuts his mower down. This happens about every three or four minutes.
When he moved in a neighbor was talking to him and told him we had covenants and he couldn't do certain things to which he replied it was his place and he would do whatever he wanted, and was thinking about building a levee around his back yard and to hell with the covenants. He doesn't even flood over there.
The grown up part is the easement. We have mowed as far as we can on our side. I am kind of glad for the overgrowth to tell you the truth. He has things like a washer and junk piled on his porch, 2. are the lights, three is some kind of greenhouse, 4. is the drink shack and 5. is a bunch of junk piled up. He turned 50 a few years ago and they invited us but I think only because they were going to be very loud. They get very drunk. He built a drink shack in his backyard and it is still there. They have Christmas and rv lights strung from the trees to the shack and back to the house that they leave up year round.
We went on vacation during the 50 party and a neighbor said they drove by and our mailbox was on the ground. When we came home we had brand new crossbars holding up our mailbox. I guess one of his guests backed over it. At least he put up a new one but the funny thing was no one ever said anything to us.
Is this a great country or what?
